My life.
(via thebluthcompany)
"But I know we can't all stay here forever, so I'm gonna write my words on the face of today"
mini skirts forever
A worthy cause
Cat lady in love
Hidden Talent
My dad got chocolates in the mail, which I totally smelled and detected through like 3 or 4 layers of packaging. Apparently, I am like a bomb sniffing dog when it comes to chocolate. I wonder if I can make a lucrative career out of this.
They forget Doritos.
(via vintascope)
(via huffpostcomedy)
Kitty snuggles and “Rifftrax:Birdemidic”=Happy Amanda
Oh, you pretty things! Don’t you know you’re driving your mamas and papas insane
Why do things involve leaving my bed? Technology needs to better suit my laziness and invent a way for my contacts to remove themselves and for my face to wash itself
Rowsdower, Rowsdower
Rowzzer Rowzzer, Rowsdower
Bowszer Bowszer, Bowzdower
Zappidby Zabbity, Zowsdower
Bippity Biddity, Rowsdower
Boppity Bopiddy,
Rows
Dower
(Source: kellyegan, via fuckyeahmst3k)
